The Bathonista's NYE hat, from yourargumentisinvalid.com.

Quit smoking.
Stop eating so much chocolate.
Don’t date so many losers.
Don’t eat so much chocolate and smoke so much after realizing you’ve been dating a loser for five months.

Those New Year's resolutions are so cliché. So here are five non-cliché bathroom-related resolutions for 2010. Follow the links in each resolution for more information about the topic.


1. Get over your fear of spiders as well as using bold colors in the bathroom.

2. Make preemptive strikes against clogs.

3. Don’t sit on the toilet so long. Really. It’s bad for you.

4. Keep your bathroom organized before it looks like something from an episode of hoarders.

5. Use less water, lest you want your state in a true water conundrum.